Friday, May 23, 2014

the boys are back in town



05/31/14

HOLLOW SEED 
(BELCHERTOWN, MA) 
Big Guy #1 hitting you heavy with his modular system fist pump. shadow-walker offers you a pound of smoked brisket at 5am. The truth is not out there. 
Member of Cowards, Migrations in Rust, the Cathode Terror Secretion. 
VAMEDEA 
(BELCHERTOWN, MA) 
Former Bay 25th Street Queens USA Resident, Big Guy #2, returns home to clean up everybody's mess with a Swiffer sweeper. He will pick you up by the shirt collar and hang you on a hook in the walk-in refrigerator.
A new project from everyone's favorite straight-talk no nonsense bad dad. You are Grounded. 
Memeber Cowards, Diaphragm, Skatman, Abbatoir. 
51717 
(MCDONALDS PARK, NY) 
Ex-Hasidic high school student. She will trip you with a stick at night and you will fall on the sidewalk. When you get up, blood on your knee, she is gone. You see a blunt piece of metal or a sword or something on the ground next to you with inscription "not today". 
LXV 
(New Jersey City, NJ) 
A rude Big Man pushing people into the hot tub, stealing your terry cloth robe, and locking you in the sauna. The guy has no tolerance for "softies", and frequents the Spa to get even. He Prescribes his own stress-relief system below: 
a puff of smoke blown out onto the face, a "sit-hour" in a pile of expired Wonder Bread, and a nap on bed made of not-repaired smartphones
PLUS: 
SPECIAL DJ SET FROM 
///// DEBBIE DJS DALLAS (NYC) ///////
&
DJ Piece of Paper (Delanco E.G.) 

BBQ BEFORE THE SHOW @ 6PM 
bring food 

this ship has sailed


Delanco Entertainment Group proudly presents:

05/15/2014

RUBBER (() CEMENT
 (San Francisco, Ape Canaveral, FLAw) - 1994 - present/future 
Deep in the Nasa-D Ape Canaveral FLAw System, we find a busted signal, transmission destination Errth - Rockaway Queens USA. Deciphering Butyl RNA, Classic Petri technologies applied to highspeed electronic cardboard with a NASA 'd' setting. 
100% Important American USA Pioneers from Detroit or Mali. 
Before Nautical Almondac, Wolf Guys, Pruderient, and your common household names, there was A-gene-rak and CimeVOX "D" zer0-tech Solid City State USA
First NYC appearance since 2006 
You will not want to miss this rare Errth opportunity to encounter the true electronic cardboard mental wisdom of Ape Canaveral ignorance & future cargo cult outlines. 
* (() = car tire glyph
NEWTON 
(Philadelphia) - 1995 - present 
The mailman of gravity returns to NYC to make first ever priority delivery to Bay 25th Street. Looking to collect his pension and step on a few parcels, this guy is bound to rip your tax return open and spend it on years supply of soda pop. 
TOE RING
(Delanco E.G. - NYC) - 1997 - 2014
FINAL SHOW 
A local hot shot producer in the film industry. You may know this guy as a passive aggressive failure. The time has come to wrap up foot in bandage and seek shelter until current trend fades away into ______? 
In the meantime, Piece of Paper, a family friend of the guy, will make his debut in the near future, delivering hits such as " 8 1/2 x 11" and "Legal Size"

Featuring 
DJ Al Dente  and 
DJ Do-Gooder Dude 
spinning you through the evening 



Monday, April 14, 2014

Spiritual Recess // Mincemeat or Tenspeed // The Idiots @ RLD

Red Light District in association with Delanco Entertainment Group and Happy Face Entertainment Present: 



Spiritual Recess (PVD) - 600 Bic lighters falling off a cliff

http://youtu.be/_59JeGuSR1k
http://youtu.be/2GX_LnXH32s


Mincemeat or Tenspeed (PVD) - been wearing same red jacket for 15 years

http://youtu.be/forp5gYkgNs


The Idiots (NYC) - a trip hop group from idaho, first nyc appearance

http://youtu.be/lR9y32k8jCs
http://youtu.be/Tk0XRsxza-I


w/ DJ Joe Ring (Delanco) + Special Guest


$5 for touring bands
Doors 7, first act 8:30pm (for real)


Far Rockaway, Queens, NY, USA, Earth

Take A Train

You will get there


Look, I know it's a Tuesday, but you really don't want to miss this one, will be over early so you can go to work and have a good day.

Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/events/233625323506441/


Thursday, April 10, 2014

WEEERRREEE BAAACCCKKKK

FRIDAY APRIL 11th------RED LIGHT DISTRICT.

COME TO THE EDGE OF "CIVILLIZIAD" NEW YORK CITY...stop being an IDIOT AND BE A QUEENS PERSON.
"The worm in the big apple is me."

with MUSIC ACCOMPANIMENT BY:::::::

Farewell My Concubine:: (Western Mass President)
Mark Iowaska is 1/2 of Angels in America. BUT NOW Mark is presenting a cowboy hat covered in sauce as a new musical way of being. Smell the hat and CHANGE. OR don't and be left behind...YOUR CHOICE (COOBY's favorite band) DEMO HERE:::::::
https://soundcloud.com/farewellmyconcubine/

Father Finger (Tampa Rhode Island Seamstress)
Kylie Lance presents a new play she wrote called "DRUNK AND SCREAMING" with musical numbers that are sure to stun you with their insightfullness on that state. Sheryl Crow but living and working NOW. 2014.
(YORNA'S favorite band)
https://soundcloud.com/kylie-lance

Marcel Du Swamp (Baltimore face FRANCE BODY)
Chris Shields embraces his cuteness in a whole new way that shocks and awes and terrifies civillization. Boo'd up and Boo'd down. WHY DID YOU HUMILIATE ME IN FRONT OF bath and Body Works??? THE SOUND (Yoolie's favorite band)
http://swampswampswampswampswampswampswampswampswamp.bandcamp.com/

Chicklette (Made in Manhattan)
Esra Padgett the other 1/2 of Angels and America presents a one woman show about "redemption" and "breaking through to the other side" but hiding from your associates that you are a "LIAR OF SHRIMP RELATED TREATS" WHO CAN KNOW WHAT KIND OF SHRIMP RIDES UP AND DOWN IN THE DARKNESS. MUSIC=SHRIMP so put a saddle on that fuck and RIDE.
https://soundcloud.com/chicklette

Brian Blomerth (Park Slope, Brooklyn)
Brian is for the 2nd and last time doing his audio-abstraction biography of the demon Porky Pig. Horrible facebook inviter...describes bands poorly and with a YELLING TONE.
www.brianblomerth.com

AND YOUR HOST DJ DO GOODER DUDE
spinning your favorite tunes and ignoring your requestes.

1034 Bay 25th Far Rockaway NEW YORK
CHEAPEST DRINKS IN TOWN
WEAR A HAT
OR DON'T
I DON'T GIVE A SHIT


An Evening of Music at the City's End 

PHARMAKON
TEENY BOPPER
MOIL vs FLARED NOSTRIL
SPICOLI
L.O.T.I.O.N.

With Red Light District DJs \\\\\\

+ 10pm ~ All Night +

1034 Bay 25th 11691

$ 5 $