Friday, May 23, 2014

the boys are back in town



05/31/14

HOLLOW SEED 
(BELCHERTOWN, MA) 
Big Guy #1 hitting you heavy with his modular system fist pump. shadow-walker offers you a pound of smoked brisket at 5am. The truth is not out there. 
Member of Cowards, Migrations in Rust, the Cathode Terror Secretion. 
VAMEDEA 
(BELCHERTOWN, MA) 
Former Bay 25th Street Queens USA Resident, Big Guy #2, returns home to clean up everybody's mess with a Swiffer sweeper. He will pick you up by the shirt collar and hang you on a hook in the walk-in refrigerator.
A new project from everyone's favorite straight-talk no nonsense bad dad. You are Grounded. 
Memeber Cowards, Diaphragm, Skatman, Abbatoir. 
51717 
(MCDONALDS PARK, NY) 
Ex-Hasidic high school student. She will trip you with a stick at night and you will fall on the sidewalk. When you get up, blood on your knee, she is gone. You see a blunt piece of metal or a sword or something on the ground next to you with inscription "not today". 
LXV 
(New Jersey City, NJ) 
A rude Big Man pushing people into the hot tub, stealing your terry cloth robe, and locking you in the sauna. The guy has no tolerance for "softies", and frequents the Spa to get even. He Prescribes his own stress-relief system below: 
a puff of smoke blown out onto the face, a "sit-hour" in a pile of expired Wonder Bread, and a nap on bed made of not-repaired smartphones
PLUS: 
SPECIAL DJ SET FROM 
///// DEBBIE DJS DALLAS (NYC) ///////
&
DJ Piece of Paper (Delanco E.G.) 

BBQ BEFORE THE SHOW @ 6PM 
bring food 

this ship has sailed


Delanco Entertainment Group proudly presents:

05/15/2014

RUBBER (() CEMENT
 (San Francisco, Ape Canaveral, FLAw) - 1994 - present/future 
Deep in the Nasa-D Ape Canaveral FLAw System, we find a busted signal, transmission destination Errth - Rockaway Queens USA. Deciphering Butyl RNA, Classic Petri technologies applied to highspeed electronic cardboard with a NASA 'd' setting. 
100% Important American USA Pioneers from Detroit or Mali. 
Before Nautical Almondac, Wolf Guys, Pruderient, and your common household names, there was A-gene-rak and CimeVOX "D" zer0-tech Solid City State USA
First NYC appearance since 2006 
You will not want to miss this rare Errth opportunity to encounter the true electronic cardboard mental wisdom of Ape Canaveral ignorance & future cargo cult outlines. 
* (() = car tire glyph
NEWTON 
(Philadelphia) - 1995 - present 
The mailman of gravity returns to NYC to make first ever priority delivery to Bay 25th Street. Looking to collect his pension and step on a few parcels, this guy is bound to rip your tax return open and spend it on years supply of soda pop. 
TOE RING
(Delanco E.G. - NYC) - 1997 - 2014
FINAL SHOW 
A local hot shot producer in the film industry. You may know this guy as a passive aggressive failure. The time has come to wrap up foot in bandage and seek shelter until current trend fades away into ______? 
In the meantime, Piece of Paper, a family friend of the guy, will make his debut in the near future, delivering hits such as " 8 1/2 x 11" and "Legal Size"

Featuring 
DJ Al Dente  and 
DJ Do-Gooder Dude 
spinning you through the evening